Allahu Akhbar - God is Great
The verdict is out! Saddam Hussein has been sentenced to die...for obvious reasons. What this man has done is horrible, but my question: Is sentencing Saddam to die the best option in this situation?
I am not an advocate against the death penalty and agree Saddam should be punished. However, I am an advocate for entertainment and feel that this man is too valuable to our society to be killed.
WTF?
Yeah, I said it!
Has anyone been watching this maniac's courtroom outbursts? They are priceless, and absolutely hysterical...what a nut job. Those raving, incoherent, babbling, sequences of nonsensical drivel are the highlight of my news viewing day...so why not capitalize?
I propose a Saddam Hussein reality TV show. Now, I would watch that!
Don't worry...cameras will not follow the man as he rots in a cell, nor we will put him up in some palatial house in Hollywood hills.
Here's the deal:
-Saddam hates America, right? (Yeah, he's said that once or twice.)
-America loves reality TV.
Why not combine the two? I feel that it would prove torturous for Saddam and highly entertaining for an American audience as we exploit this lunatic for the whole world to see.
Take Saddam and put him in a "Real World" type atmosphere. Yes, force Saddam to live with 7 youthful American yahoos, in a house, and let the comedy ensue.
He will be watched of course and probably handcuffed most of the time, but can't you just picture it as Saddam lies awake in bed while his muscle head roommate has sex with some floozy he picked up at bar? Amazing! They might even get into a shouting match with Saddam emphasizing his argument by screaming things like "Death to America!" or "God is Great!"
Seriously, envision how it begins:
It's the first day in the house, and the roommates are all getting to know each other. Everything seems great as they make introductions and some small talk. They all do their confessionals saying things like "this is such an amazing house," "I don't think Natasha will keep a boyfriend," or "Tammy is fucking hot!" Next, they decide to hit up the liquor store and the booze starts to flow. They play darts and dance a little bit, but unavoidably the party moves into their hot tub. The gay roommates start giggling with each other and the black dude looks like he's in line for a threesome when all of a sudden they get a text message on their T-mobile sidekick. The quiet roommate grows excited and gets the others to calm down as she reads the message.
"Hey roomies...hope your enjoying your time in (insert city name). However, there's one thing we have not told you yet. Your challenge for this season is that you have an extra roommate...Saddam Hussein!"
Every one stops and stares at each other. Mitch, the frat guy, says "that explains the empty bed." His comment is met with looks of terror.
Suddenly two armed guards enter and stand by the hot tub. Next Saddam
Hussein appears wearing a full length oldy-timey bathing suit. He is followed by two more armed guards. Saddam pauses at the edge of the hot tub and yells "hello (insert city name)!" and cannonballs into the pool. He lifts his head out of the tub and smiles as the water cascades off of his nasty beard. Saddam looks around and says "three weeks I no bathe." The roommates immediately run out of the pool.
That's just the first episode! There can easily be 12 episodes of this...and then next season another mass murderer can live in the house. Plus, Saddam will definitely be invited back for all the challenge episodes in the future.
I am not an advocate against the death penalty and agree Saddam should be punished. However, I am an advocate for entertainment and feel that this man is too valuable to our society to be killed.WTF?
Yeah, I said it!
Has anyone been watching this maniac's courtroom outbursts? They are priceless, and absolutely hysterical...what a nut job. Those raving, incoherent, babbling, sequences of nonsensical drivel are the highlight of my news viewing day...so why not capitalize?
I propose a Saddam Hussein reality TV show. Now, I would watch that!
Don't worry...cameras will not follow the man as he rots in a cell, nor we will put him up in some palatial house in Hollywood hills.
Here's the deal:
-Saddam hates America, right? (Yeah, he's said that once or twice.)
-America loves reality TV.
Why not combine the two? I feel that it would prove torturous for Saddam and highly entertaining for an American audience as we exploit this lunatic for the whole world to see.
Take Saddam and put him in a "Real World" type atmosphere. Yes, force Saddam to live with 7 youthful American yahoos, in a house, and let the comedy ensue.
He will be watched of course and probably handcuffed most of the time, but can't you just picture it as Saddam lies awake in bed while his muscle head roommate has sex with some floozy he picked up at bar? Amazing! They might even get into a shouting match with Saddam emphasizing his argument by screaming things like "Death to America!" or "God is Great!"
Seriously, envision how it begins:
It's the first day in the house, and the roommates are all getting to know each other. Everything seems great as they make introductions and some small talk. They all do their confessionals saying things like "this is such an amazing house," "I don't think Natasha will keep a boyfriend," or "Tammy is fucking hot!" Next, they decide to hit up the liquor store and the booze starts to flow. They play darts and dance a little bit, but unavoidably the party moves into their hot tub. The gay roommates start giggling with each other and the black dude looks like he's in line for a threesome when all of a sudden they get a text message on their T-mobile sidekick. The quiet roommate grows excited and gets the others to calm down as she reads the message.
"Hey roomies...hope your enjoying your time in (insert city name). However, there's one thing we have not told you yet. Your challenge for this season is that you have an extra roommate...Saddam Hussein!"
Every one stops and stares at each other. Mitch, the frat guy, says "that explains the empty bed." His comment is met with looks of terror.
Suddenly two armed guards enter and stand by the hot tub. Next Saddam
Hussein appears wearing a full length oldy-timey bathing suit. He is followed by two more armed guards. Saddam pauses at the edge of the hot tub and yells "hello (insert city name)!" and cannonballs into the pool. He lifts his head out of the tub and smiles as the water cascades off of his nasty beard. Saddam looks around and says "three weeks I no bathe." The roommates immediately run out of the pool.That's just the first episode! There can easily be 12 episodes of this...and then next season another mass murderer can live in the house. Plus, Saddam will definitely be invited back for all the challenge episodes in the future.
