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Sunday, August 27, 2006

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There was a polygamy rally in Utah the other day...

Is that a good place to meet girls?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

do over?

Too many of my friends don't know about this situatuion in CT...so here it goes.

Joe Lieberman is the like the kid in a basketball game (complete with officials) on the losing team that claims the reason why he lost is because the other team cheated, and they should play again to determine the champion.

Connecticut's secretary of the state says Sen. Joe Lieberman has gathered enough signatures to run for re-election with a new party.

hooray!

When I was a little kid my mom would guide me by using the incredibly insensitive phrase "nobody likes an Indian giver." Hey I was growing up on the cusp of this luxurious politically correct world we live in now. That phrase was perfectly fine...nowadays not so much. Anyway, it's true. Nobody likes someone that gives you something then asks for it back. Joe lost and in turn gave up his seat for the democratic party...now he is asking for it back by claiming to be in a party that he has never been involved with throughout his long political career. What a jerk.

Plus Ned Lamont is a stud!

not really...but it sounded good.

Ned doesn't even need to run negative campaign ads for this election because Joe is doing it to himself.

Now all Joey will be doing is taking away democratic votes for the seat and possibly bolstering the chances of the republican canidate Alan Schlesinger. Wait that sounds familiar, maybe even reminiscent of a previous presidential election...hmm.

Joey claims that the only reason democrats are not voting for him is because he supports the president and his war in Iraq. I mean the last I checked that was sort of a hot button issue but I may be overlooking something. The fact is that the president and his crew have made some less than stellar decisions during his tenure and...wait!...didn't he get elected in the first place because a certain democrat ran for president as part of the green party taking away votes from the canidate that actually won the popular vote, Al Gore of "An Incovenient Truth" fame.

Wait just another second here...who was Gore's running mate? Hold on, it was big Joe Lieberman!

Which all leads me to this statement:

Who cares about Connecticut? It's boring and for some reason the traffic on their highways alway creates within me the desire to murder myself, but seriously Joe, you look like an asshole.

nobody likes an indian giver.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

my alma matter...wtf?


In 2003, I graduated from The George Washington University. I found something disturbing recently concerning this school that I hold near and dear...please, read on.

Should we be the least bit ashamed that our alma matter is now advertising for students on myspace? After I sent a message an add forThe George Washington University appeared on my computer screen. It was advertising a masters in information systems and touting the availability of 3 locations! "Find your ambition" it says, or some crap like that.

Really? It was impressive to tell people that I graduated from GW. Now, when I tell people this information, rather than saying "good school," they are going to say "Yeah, I know that school it was advertised on myspace!"

wtf?

What's the opposite of awesome?...because that is what this is. Students should get a discount on their tuition because of this online push. Honestly this bothers me...what happened to selling a school upon its reputation, or ranking, but myspace? Maybe I can auction off my degree on ebay! Please, I should have just gone to the university of Phoenix and saved myself time and money...because if I were to tell people that I went there they would say, "Yeah, I know that school it was advertised on myspace!"

take down the ads please.

 

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