First let me apologize for not writing for almost a month...I am so sorry...I was extremely caught up in a tug of war competetion amongst prepubescent girls. Sadly I lost in the semi-finals. No championship trophy.

I am especially embarassed for not writing because I didn't realize I had a fan base. Shout out to the Roberts Brothers living in Holliston Massachusetts. My two biggest fans...I think. It's a close race between them and this scary bald guy on the right who sends me myspace messages like it's his job. He told me that he works for the government...we might go bowling later this week.

And while I'm on the topic of shoutouts...I was very saddened this week by my lack of a shout out by Zacarias Moussaoui. I mean, dude was shouting out every one...EVERYONE...why not me? after all we've been through? Zacky baby, our friendship is over...I'm not going to write you every day while you're in prison, forget about care packages with a splash of perfume and some naughty pictures. It's over bitch.