Letters on myspace.
Mary,
I checked out your profile...lol. I really liked the picture you put up with the puppy. That is so cute. lol. I had a puppy once but he passed away in a microwaving accident. It's still really difficult for me to talk about...I'm a sensitive guy, do you like sensitive guys?
ANYWAY, I know we haven't myspaced before, but I know you. I don't know if you remember me from dinner at Geisha House, but I was sitting at the table accross from you upstairs by the bathrooms. I saw you look at me, but I was a little nervous to approach you. I'm a shy guy, do you like shy guys?
I saw that you paid with a credit card. So when after you paid and walked out I went over to your table and checked out the reciept. Wow you can eat a ton...LOL!!! How did you like the spicy tuna roll? I didn't think it was spicy enough. Do you like spicy food? I love it.
I copied your name down from the receipt and just figured I would connect with you on the internet. I love mypsace so much. Don't you just love it? Well, did a search for you and there you were! Small world, bumping into you like this. You're also on friendster, but that's gay! Seriously, you should be careful about how frivously you use your credit card. Also, you tipped the waiter too much. I saw the way he was looking at you and that was just offensive. wtf? He deserved a stern talking to rather than a tip. Jason with the spikey hair will not be bothering you again. Speaking of safety, you should really get that tail light fixed on your car. It's dangerous driving around in this city and you do not want a ticket. I can fix it for you.
I see on your profile that you like working out and dancing. Me too! lol. Sometimes when I'm bored I work out really hard, then I shut off the lights and cover the crack under the door with a towel so no light can get into my room. I take off all my clothes and turn on my black light and bump some house music. I watch myself in the mirror and it's amazing. I'm just a sweaty glowing masterpiece. You should try it. I can teach you. Do you like house music? I love it.
I saw on your profile that you were in a relationship. How serious is that? Because when I saw you at dinner you were with a couple girlfriends who looked like they were cheering you up. Plus, from your credit information, you have been making some purchases that someone with your salary would never be paying for if they had a sugar daddy. Also, looking through your trash can I found ripped up pictures of a man in there, and some empty ice cream containers. So I figure you're good to go...I thought it was my opportunity to take a chance. You wan't to get a drink sometime?
I get along really well with your parents so they'll like me a lot more than your
last boyfriend. Your mom is really funny and your father's a character. You should call home, they worry about you. I love my parents. They are dead, but I still consider them my best friends. I have pictures of them all over my house. It's really touching.
We don't even need to go to bar if that makes you nervous. I'll just come over. I make a mean cosmopolitan which I know is your favorite. Let's see I'll be there tomorrow at 730 pm. This is what I'll be wearing. So dress to impress.
Anyway, I feel that if I talk too much longer we'll have nothing to say tomorrow when I come over.
Michael.
P.S. That sharp dresser in the picture is my friend Sean. He picked out my outfit. We're best friends. We hang out in his basement all the time and play darts. I punish him, but he always wins at darts. So I was thinking on our second date we could double. Me, you, Sean, and your friend Joanne. Joanne Sanchez, the one in your top eight, that lives down the block from you and meets you every Tuesday for raquetball at the Y. She's good, and you would have no problem defeating her if you just tweaked your backhand. I'll show you what I mean later. Anyway, I was just thinking they would be great together. Do you think she'll like him. They both cried at the end of My Girl when McCauly Culkin got stung by all the bees. I noticed you didn't cry when you saw that but you did cry at the end of Terminator 2 when Arnold gets lowered into the molten metal...I did too.
I checked out your profile...lol. I really liked the picture you put up with the puppy. That is so cute. lol. I had a puppy once but he passed away in a microwaving accident. It's still really difficult for me to talk about...I'm a sensitive guy, do you like sensitive guys?
ANYWAY, I know we haven't myspaced before, but I know you. I don't know if you remember me from dinner at Geisha House, but I was sitting at the table accross from you upstairs by the bathrooms. I saw you look at me, but I was a little nervous to approach you. I'm a shy guy, do you like shy guys?
I saw that you paid with a credit card. So when after you paid and walked out I went over to your table and checked out the reciept. Wow you can eat a ton...LOL!!! How did you like the spicy tuna roll? I didn't think it was spicy enough. Do you like spicy food? I love it.
I copied your name down from the receipt and just figured I would connect with you on the internet. I love mypsace so much. Don't you just love it? Well, did a search for you and there you were! Small world, bumping into you like this. You're also on friendster, but that's gay! Seriously, you should be careful about how frivously you use your credit card. Also, you tipped the waiter too much. I saw the way he was looking at you and that was just offensive. wtf? He deserved a stern talking to rather than a tip. Jason with the spikey hair will not be bothering you again. Speaking of safety, you should really get that tail light fixed on your car. It's dangerous driving around in this city and you do not want a ticket. I can fix it for you.
I see on your profile that you like working out and dancing. Me too! lol. Sometimes when I'm bored I work out really hard, then I shut off the lights and cover the crack under the door with a towel so no light can get into my room. I take off all my clothes and turn on my black light and bump some house music. I watch myself in the mirror and it's amazing. I'm just a sweaty glowing masterpiece. You should try it. I can teach you. Do you like house music? I love it.
I saw on your profile that you were in a relationship. How serious is that? Because when I saw you at dinner you were with a couple girlfriends who looked like they were cheering you up. Plus, from your credit information, you have been making some purchases that someone with your salary would never be paying for if they had a sugar daddy. Also, looking through your trash can I found ripped up pictures of a man in there, and some empty ice cream containers. So I figure you're good to go...I thought it was my opportunity to take a chance. You wan't to get a drink sometime?
I get along really well with your parents so they'll like me a lot more than your
last boyfriend. Your mom is really funny and your father's a character. You should call home, they worry about you. I love my parents. They are dead, but I still consider them my best friends. I have pictures of them all over my house. It's really touching.We don't even need to go to bar if that makes you nervous. I'll just come over. I make a mean cosmopolitan which I know is your favorite. Let's see I'll be there tomorrow at 730 pm. This is what I'll be wearing. So dress to impress.
Anyway, I feel that if I talk too much longer we'll have nothing to say tomorrow when I come over.
Michael.
P.S. That sharp dresser in the picture is my friend Sean. He picked out my outfit. We're best friends. We hang out in his basement all the time and play darts. I punish him, but he always wins at darts. So I was thinking on our second date we could double. Me, you, Sean, and your friend Joanne. Joanne Sanchez, the one in your top eight, that lives down the block from you and meets you every Tuesday for raquetball at the Y. She's good, and you would have no problem defeating her if you just tweaked your backhand. I'll show you what I mean later. Anyway, I was just thinking they would be great together. Do you think she'll like him. They both cried at the end of My Girl when McCauly Culkin got stung by all the bees. I noticed you didn't cry when you saw that but you did cry at the end of Terminator 2 when Arnold gets lowered into the molten metal...I did too.
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