You better recognize that the things written in this blog are property of Andrew L. Ostroff esq. Occasionally I will just happen to write some witty tid-bit of information that you might say to yourself "self, this is a great tid-bit that I could use for myself. I can impress my friends and neighbors with this tid-bit if I claim it as my own. I will impress so much that I might just repeat it over and over again untill I make them realize that I am so smart for thinking this."

wrong buddy...if you do that it's on, and we will have to dance fight.

trust me, you do not want to dance fight me. I dance fight harder than anyone on earth. why do you think michael jackson has had so much plastic surgery? "to be white, to look like an alien, so children will find him cuddly" ALL WRONG. Michael Jackson had to have all the plastic surgery to cover the scars he recieved when he tried to dance fight me!

you have been warned.