figure I've got this blog at my disposal and I might as well write something...people read this? maybe not.

So yesterday morning I had two events that defined my day prior to 4pm. The first, an audition...wait should I call it an audition. It was more like being arrested with out the fingerprints, and oh, I didn't have to go to jail. What I did do was strip to my underpants and hold a number underneath my chin while I stood in front of markings that listed my height and some amazing man took my picture. Sounds familiar...yeah it was sort of like that experience you had after you got really drunk, parked your car in your neighbor's front yard and then molested a chicken. Wierd man, wierd and there were a bunch of other guys there doing the same thing.
The second, I went to a george washington university alumni event in west la where we watched the basketball team win an amazing game against UNCC. Pretty sweet, however I got to thinking that it was kind of sad that the rest of the alumni attending this event graduated a minimum of 5 years before me and that the basketball team sucked during my 4 years of school. EAT A DICK TOMMY PENDERS! In hindsight I realized the only time I ever rushed the court after a GW basketball game was when the girls won the Atlantic 10 tournament. I don't even think I was all that excited...I just wanted an excuse to rush the floor, and for about the first 5 seconds I was the only student to do so. good times.

The oscars were tonight. I only wanted to watch because Jon Stewart hosted the show. Frankly 90% bores me. My highlight of the show came after the show was over and my roommate hopped in his car and drove to the Kodak theatre to look for stars. He said that once he saw Merryl Streep he was satisfied and could come home...that's nice. Celebrities don't really do it for me. I mean I've seen Ralph Macchio...there's no topping that not even this Streep woman.