faulty equipment
Last night I performed at comedy mass sunday, a great room for comics. Check it out, sunday nights, 8pm at the backstage cafe on brighton way in beverly hills. good times.
however, during my set the mic kept shorting out especially on my punches. th
at's ok, except I felt like I was in a dubbed movie. In fact, my best laugh came when I said I felt like I was in a dubbed movie. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. However, I was thinking how cool would it have been if I took the microphone and Bo Jacksoned it over my knee. Yes, I turned the name Bo Jackson into 
a verb, because I can, and I will. And yes, he also broke baseball bats over his knee...an all around bad ass.
So the other night I went to a party. My friend...for the sake of anonymity we'll call him "Chucky Bubbles"...went because he had to, and he couldn't roll solo. Turns out, the girl throwing the party has
a little thing for Chucky Bubbles, but the feelings are not mutual. Upon, the unveiling of this girl, I tend to side with those feelings of Chucky Bubbles, she looked like Large Marge from Pee Wee's big adventure after she tells of what the people in the accident looked like. See the photo on the left. However, there was another friend in the mix...let's call him "Devilish J-man"... who figured that he cannot let this opportunity pass and he has to mess with Chucky Bubbles, and secretly tells this Large Marge girl that she can't let Chucky Bubbles leave without making out with her.
this is what happens next...
Chucky Bubbles decides that it is time to leave and being the polite southern gentlemen that he is says goodbye to Large Marge, and gives her a hug. Nevertheless, Large Marge exclaims "THAT'S IT!?!?" This was an awkward situation where Chucky Bubbles was clea
rly looking for something to say while at the same time desperately hoping to run out of the door as fast as he could. He was trapped and it was amazing. Large Marge did not hesitate and grabbed Chucky Bubbles by the back of the head and pulled him close only to stick her toungue down his throat. Chucky Bubbles tooks his licks, literally and turned to leave without saying a word.
I threw up in my mouth.
The only reason I wrote that was because Chucky Bubbles told me not to speak of this event. But he didn't say I couldn't write anything.
Now the story of Large Marge and Chucky Bubbles will live on forever in my blog.
however, during my set the mic kept shorting out especially on my punches. th
at's ok, except I felt like I was in a dubbed movie. In fact, my best laugh came when I said I felt like I was in a dubbed movie. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. However, I was thinking how cool would it have been if I took the microphone and Bo Jacksoned it over my knee. Yes, I turned the name Bo Jackson into a verb, because I can, and I will. And yes, he also broke baseball bats over his knee...an all around bad ass.So the other night I went to a party. My friend...for the sake of anonymity we'll call him "Chucky Bubbles"...went because he had to, and he couldn't roll solo. Turns out, the girl throwing the party has
a little thing for Chucky Bubbles, but the feelings are not mutual. Upon, the unveiling of this girl, I tend to side with those feelings of Chucky Bubbles, she looked like Large Marge from Pee Wee's big adventure after she tells of what the people in the accident looked like. See the photo on the left. However, there was another friend in the mix...let's call him "Devilish J-man"... who figured that he cannot let this opportunity pass and he has to mess with Chucky Bubbles, and secretly tells this Large Marge girl that she can't let Chucky Bubbles leave without making out with her.this is what happens next...
Chucky Bubbles decides that it is time to leave and being the polite southern gentlemen that he is says goodbye to Large Marge, and gives her a hug. Nevertheless, Large Marge exclaims "THAT'S IT!?!?" This was an awkward situation where Chucky Bubbles was clea
rly looking for something to say while at the same time desperately hoping to run out of the door as fast as he could. He was trapped and it was amazing. Large Marge did not hesitate and grabbed Chucky Bubbles by the back of the head and pulled him close only to stick her toungue down his throat. Chucky Bubbles tooks his licks, literally and turned to leave without saying a word.I threw up in my mouth.
The only reason I wrote that was because Chucky Bubbles told me not to speak of this event. But he didn't say I couldn't write anything.
Now the story of Large Marge and Chucky Bubbles will live on forever in my blog.
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